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it would be hotter if you combined the two

you're not med
you're not roman
you're not latin
you're not european
you're not a conquisator
you're not a crusader
you're not a tradcath (those are just protestants in denial)
you're not italian or spanish

Indians have their own version of Valhalla, well technically theirs is older so likely Valhalla is influenced by theirs
They call it Indra Sabha, Sabha meaning court. Indra's Court where the martyred brave go, and are welcomed by Indra himself.

Their other heaven as per rig veda, for those dying non battlefield deaths, is a vast grassland with cows grazing on it, as the heavenly river flows, basically a heavenly version of the gangetic plains, where you live in the grass with many cows and a great river

you can't say happiness without penis