I’d like to give a big, fat, juicy FUCK YOU to the clown show in charge of our country.
FUCK YOU Vance! That’s right, you heard me, you spineless disgusting, baby man face science fiction experiment gone horribly wrong. As a former gay Marine myself who the fuck are you to tell us who we can love or where we can use the bathroom? You and your fellow jesters sit up there on your fucking high horse, while us common plebs are hollow walking medical bill nightmares.
And don’t think I forgot about you DRUMPF! You ain’t getting off that easy. You’re the fat orange ringleader in this whole freak show! Fuck you you fucking pedophiliac nepo baby luddite. You made our country a fucking laughing stock, AGAIN! THAT WILL BE YOUR ONLY LEGACY! WHEN PEOPLE THINK ABOUT THIS ERA THEY’LL SAY “Hey, remember when a fat racist orange ego maniac who wore diapers was president?” I hope the impending death rumors are true so we can finally end this nightmare for good