>>103728890
>It's a beautiful day. Forget about Hololive... everyone else has. Come on. Stand up! So you're not a great vtuber. Who cares? You're much more than that. You tower over these other indie douchebags. You're a virtual idol, man! You're a global force! Don't you get it? You spent your life building a bank account and a reputation... and you blew 'em both. Good for you. Fuck it. We'll make a comeback. They're waiting for something huge. Well, give it to them. Soften off that pathetic chin. Get some rigger! Thirty's the new ten, motherfucker. You're the original. You paved the way for these other clowns. Give the people what they want... nostalgia-bait cunnybaiting clips. Fishgirl: The Fish May Cry. Pimple-faced numberfags creaming in their pants. Fifty thousand CCVs, guaranteed. You are larger than life, man. You save people from their boring, miserable lives. You make them shit, uoh, lose their gallons. All you have to do is...
>[Saba says A, and explosions occur, shooting starts, sisters get shot, dramafags react and say based, one gets called cringe]