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>he's the demiurge
>of a bunch of consciousnesses trapped in blobs of electrical fat placed in flesh-covered skeletons
>in a 3-dimensional universe
>he does it for free
>he takes his "job" very seriously
>he does it because it is the only amount of power and control he will ever have in any version of reality
>he sends people who don't like him to hell because the opinion of a naked monkey can throw him into a rage
>he sends people who don't like him to hell because if any of his subjects learned the truth about him, they would all shit themselves laughing at how pathetic he is
>he will never have a real job
>he will never move out of his pocket dimension
>his chakras will never be well-aligned
>he will never be able to create universes that are not filled with pain and suffering
>he will never have a consort
>he will never have any sort of companion