Guy who lost the Golshi event again here.
Going to sleep early to hit the gym tomorrow, I swear that this incident changed my LIFE, I feel like I woke up and can see the truth, like a permanent post-nut clarity.

The seething rage of missing out will never fade, but it's ok, faggot me died and a new me is born, it's the first time that I don't even need to question myself, my body just wants to do it, it WILL do it, I'm free bros, god bless Golshi.