>>momberg on phone with her momberg
>>I say something to my sister in the kitchen and she hears me
>>"why dont you talk to me when I'm on the phone"
>>me: "You were born in like 1940 and I was born in the 90s, I don't know your middle name, birth date, or eye colour, we're different sexes, I'm a virgin and you've had like five husbands, you watch Faux News and I support Hamas. We have nothing in common and no shared values or interests. We are strangers."