Is there any world where the Dodgers don't turn the Mariner's asshole into a smoldering crater in under 5 games? My jints are dead and buried so from an outsiders perspective I've watched this team with an embarrassment of riches steamroll the best the NL had to offer without even trying. Can any AL bros offer me some solace? Is it at least going to be fun to watch the Dodgers kill this team or are they going to go under the wheels like a skunk running in front of a semi in four?