Why do you fucking Reptars do this shit? Genuinely far more curious than annoyed, because this is gonna be the 3rd time you scaley fucks do this goofy shit, and now I've had it. Is it some kind of ghey, species-wide war tantrum you scaley bastards throw because Aryans defeated you in the past kalpa, out of your sunbathing rock systems? And now you LARP their 'defeat' on one their backup planets to cope? This is like taking your anger on your GF's cat because she left you, lmao.

Come to Earth, we'll make sure yall get cancerous spacelizard turboGRIDS (Gay Reptars Immuno Deficiency Shitndrome) this time around. Shove a trumpet up those cloaca hatches and toot the fuck outta my solar system, penis-shedding pricks.
>t. BatMan, Turkey