>>536471540
I miss the automaton ritual poster we had last year.
Not the AI one, but the other one. I can't remember what she looks like anymore, or what the post was about, but I remember them.
I've been here for far too long. I've seen regulars stop being here. The List matters none anymore, as the majority has left the game or rarely if ever plays.

I've seen things, you Cadets wouldn't believe. The TCS activation, defense and deactivation on Meridia. I've watched comrades die to a single Rocket Trooper projectile in the steppes of Ubanea. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in the tropical rainstorms of Super Earth.
Time, to dive

>The original idea for the hellpod came from a war against some socialist bastards that dug themselves in, SE couldn't get air superiority so they designed the hellpod system to counter that.
>Fifty helldivers crashed through the roof of the parliament, liberated them of their power and their life, and ended the war right there, right now.

>The first helldivers were actual elite troops compared to the looney tunes goon squad shenanigans we're up to now