Yuji Sakai is innocent and I have proof. This is the butte yuji sakai is alleged to have touched. Does this butte look very "tsundere" to you?

Honestly... *munch* I think [s4s] is *crunch* on the table. My organization can offer it a subprime loan to *slurp* purchase a lien against the board which will *chomp* create an avenue for profit until the owners inevitably *sip* default and we can take over the *slorp* board. Yeah that's basically the plan.