In Hunkistan, straight men and tops will not be trusted to do anything except for move heavy thing and do war, which is why they hold purely symbolic political positions. All critical thinking will be done by bottoms and women. The instant a child expresses interest in sports, it's like the sorting hat and they are fast-tracked on the way to hunkdom, therefore making our hunks bigger and more beautiful than any other country's hunks. Shy children and theater kids will be given machiavellian education to teach them how to manipulate everyone they know