I unironically used the term 'hag-maxxing' on the phone to my mother when she asked about my dating life.

>"Any girlfriends I ought to know about?" She asks

>"Nah not yet at least, I'm thinking of hag-maxxing since I can't find a girl my age." I respond.

>"What's hag-maxxing?"

>"Umm, like, older women, maybe become a stepdad."

I hear the loudest tut-tut-tut of my life.
I'm 21.

>massive dick boss
>"not so cocky now"