hi my wife died she was my therapist btw and she pregant and now i just make deliveries

my name was sam strand now i just go by sam porter bridges because i am so depressed i made my cuck delivery job my whole identity

then i met a magic baby and my whole life changed in that instant. now i fight monsters and sci-fi banditos and my magic baby accompanies me while i do deliveries. my stepsister was god.
i saved america t. sam porter bridges remember my sacrifice