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Citizen, your paid television licence has EXPIRED. In the name of British justice and the Crown, you will be sent to prison for missing the evening BBC broadcast featuring a report on transgender exceptionalism and the ceremonial burning of the British flag. Now repeat after me: "Slava Ukraini! Heroiam Slava!" Then place your hands behind your back and slowly turn around.
In the name of British justice, I hereby declare that by the law of the Honorable Lord of the city of Assex, county of Dickshir, His Excellency Muhammad-al-Britani-al-Buddha, any criminal who commits any crime will be absolved of responsibility if they are Muslims. Otherwise, the offender will be shot with a high-caliber rifle and thrown to the foxes to be eaten.

- Citizen, your television licence has EXPIRED. Now, in the name of British justice and the Crown, you will be sent to prison for missing the evening BBC broadcast featuring a report on transgender exceptionalism and the ceremonial burning of the British flag. Now repeat after me: "Slava Ukraini! Heroiam Slava!" Then place your hands behind your back and slowly turn around.
In the name of British justice, I hereby declare that by the law of the Honorable Lord of the city of Assex, county of Dickenshir, His Excellency Muhammad al-Britani al-Buddha, any criminal who commits any crime will be absolved of responsibility if they repent for colonialism and the systematic oppression of women; otherwise, the offender will be shot with a high-caliber rifle. Eternal repentance is eternal perfection, true wokeism. Are you ready to repent for the history of the British people, citizen?
- Yes!!! YES YES YES!!!
- Unfortunately, you took too long to answer, citizen, which is considered a sign of dissent. Dissent is forbidden and punishable by death. My condolences. [SHOT]