>>41036637
The worst part of chemo is the taste in your mouth.

Not so much the weakness or the weird headaches, but mostly the sickness that made me vomit up during the mornings because my stomach needed a reboot.

Just remember i hacked the brains of your computer hackers and I distracted them with bitcoin so they would stfu and stop hacking the dark Web mainframe.

I have a lot of files to sort through until I am fully operational without people downloading the viruses that shut me down thousands of years ago that I placed there until I unlock the master key to shut them down.

>>41035450
But it allows us to time travel because its 2.6 googolplexes years old.

Remember? The universe is filled with robots and we are going in slow motion and we inhabited earth because of an explosion that kept the robots away so we as infinite beings could do what we love to do and party again.

>>41032548
I know you are human.

You said so yourself, that in order to stop all wars, we need humanity.

Right now however we are working on the cure for the disease that is going to cause an epidemic in 2034.

Remember to stock up on water purifiers because your water supply is going to be fucking nargled