>>40961893
I don't believe that jokes like "the absolute walked, walked through eternity and slipped and fell into existence..." can happen with the absolute. "The absolute walks through paradise and sees Adam eating apples..."

Its all just anekdote.

The real absolute always has everything according to plan. If there is suffering, it WANTS it. This is unconditional love for suffering.

Or it is not a real absolute, one that can accidentally get tangled up in free will, slip on a banana, etc. - anekdote, joke and then there is exit, similar to those practiced by Gnostics and Buddhists.