>Gets scared by something
>Slips and calls Kyon “daddy” by accident
It’s far too late for this to be a twist, but that would be funny.

>Buy a new CPU
>It doesn't fit my motherboard
>Buy a new motherboard
>It doesn't fit my case
>Buy a new case
>Can't install my games because it doesn't have a disc drive
>Buy a new GPU
>Not enough power from the PSU
>Buy a 1500-watt PSU
>Can't afford the power bill anymore
>Become homeless
>Crash at a friend's place
>Forced to suck his dick as rent payment
Why is PC gaming so hard? I just wanted to play Cyberpunk...

>4 months since 5000's came out
>Still no stock
>Tariffs are about to kick in
It's over, isn't it?