>>21679435
>cross-contamination from shared deli slicers
God damn it I hadn't even thought of that. Now I have to buy my own deli slicer you stupid asshole.

>>714756881
Ah yes, the famous video game developers Adobe, IBM, and Twitter.

>>714279201
Who?
>>714279558
Huh?

I've genuinely never heard of either of these before today.

>>714162214
I wish I was a cool enough dude to fake a deep voice and jerk off onto my 237 ferrets while reiterating that I used to work at blizzard for the 56th time that day. Oh well.