>>41247886
Hey anon, OP here. This is a bonus, fun little reading for you. Although the 'backdrop' of the reading can appear unusual, there is always a core essence that can be extracted. This is for you Anon ("A.N."):

be me
name's A.N.
not gonna tell you what it stands for, it’s classified
average Tuesday
wake up at 6:47 AM for no reason
no alarm
must’ve sensed danger
go downstairs
cat is staring at the wall again
he knows something I don’t
drink yesterday’s coffee I forgot to put in the fridge
tastes like regret and existential dread
log onto work laptop
VPN crashes immediately
I work in cyber security
start fixing the matrix or whatever
accidentally block my own IP address
brilliant_maneuver.exe
boss calls me
”A.N., did you just ban the entire office from the internet?”
consider gaslighting but he's ex-military
tell him it was “a simulated stress test”
he buys it
get promoted to lead analyst??
mfw doing my job incorrectly gets me a raise
mfw I still can’t figure out why the cat’s staring at the wall
mfw the wall blinks