>claim Sparkle as my gf
>Bricked on release and now only usable in a single team
>claim Cipher as my gf
>Yuribaited and bricked
>claim Cerydra as my wife
>
My power scares me sometimes.
Still have to wait for Cerydra's release to see if the doomposts were true or not.

>>533657389 (me)
I might de-wife her soon because I just learned that she fucking sucks at chess, which I quite enjoy.
The fuck do you mean "sacrifice the king to win"
You're supposed to protect the king to win.
Is she genuinely retarded?