>>542322871
You think the whiskers are bad.
>Hairy asshole.
>Hairy nutsack.
>"I ain't shavin' that shit. I'm too old."
There's your femboy husbando.
>>542323162
If you're young, you can kinda salvage stuff, but if you're 30+ and you're trying to troon out at that age, you kinda missed the boat on the "passing" years. You can slap on a wig and lipstick with a padded bra to trick some guys, but anyone with a keen eye will discern you unless you have the perfect androgenous genetics.
>>542323309
You can do what you want. I'm not into the himbo femboy scene (fembo?), so you'll miss me with the card. The "wait...this is what you look like?" does sound like a fun premise, though, and I may reuse it for my own creation.

The gayest shit I'll entertain is some trap cards.