"damn you, jews!"

This is a dramatic performance. I want you to ACT, give me LIFE. Ok so imagine you are an angry transphobic chud and you just accidentally into a whole room of trannies and you are upset and confused.

So I want you to start the vocaroo recording by saying "Trannies?!?!??" in a questioning upset tone, but at a soft-spoken volume, and repeat saying "TRANNIES???" at least 10 times, each time escalating the volume gradually with which you say it, until at the end you are shouting.

Then, 15 seconds of wailing. Not just crying, wailing. Like your puppy just got hit by a car.

Then, a brief pause. Then, one final "trannies" but this time delivered in a tone of acceptance and defeat.

I've been shunned in Shamokin, chatting in Chittenango, and sunning in Sinnemahoning, but it's with your piece in my mouth, Dr. Blanchard, that I feel most whole.

Can we get a pol vocaroo thread going?

Here's what to say, or sing if you know the tune -
"artik, menta, chocolad, banana, artik menta chocolad limon. Ohhhhhh, chocolad banana, ohhhhhhh chocolad limon."

I want you to say
"chewy chewy jews"
10 times over, as fast as possible

head on: apply directly to the forehead
head on: apply directly to the forehead
head on: apply directly to the forehead

head on: apply directly to the forehead

You have my heart, and we'll never be worlds apart
May be in magazines but you'll still be my star
Baby, 'cause in the dark, you can't see shiny cars
And that's when you need me there
With you, I'll always share because

When the sun shine, we shine together
Told you I'll be here forever
Said "I'll always be your friend"
Took an oath, I'ma stick it out 'til the end
Now that it's rainin' more than ever
Know that we'll still have each other
You can stand under my umbrella
You can stand under my umbrella
Ella-ella, ayy, ayy, ayy
Under my umbrella
Ella-ella, ayy, ayy, ayy
Under my umbrella
Ella-ella, ayy, ayy, ayy
Under my umbrella
Ella-ella, ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy

mmm mmm mmm this is TASTY
yeahhhh
what is it?
huh?
shhhhhhhh - it's a surprise
pickle surprise! pickle surprise!
Take an english muffin. Spread sandwich spread.
Plop the ham thusly, please.
Hammmmmmm. Did I say hammmmmmmmm?
Repeat my mantra:
Hammmmm
Hammmmmm
Ham!
Hummmmmmmmm
Pickle Surprise!
Where's the pickle??
That's the surprise!
Pickle Surprise!

vocaroo (with enthusiasm, please):
"We date straight men, yes we do! We date straight men, how 'bout you?"

From the car to the bar, from the bar to the telly
From your neck to your bra, your bra to your belly (c'mon)
And she know (yeah), where PD go (uh-huh)
Eff the ego (oh), catch me below (c'mon)
Her belt like a foul boxer
She a freak, but she sweet so I can't knock her (can't knock her)
I just push her legs back 'til she propped up (uh, yeah)
Tongue have her singin' high notes like an opera
And I don't waste a drop 'til I taste the spot
Give me chills but I make it hot (hot)
Watch I'ma prove in time, I'ma make ya lose your mind
In a lengua smooth as mine
And I never question what hon' do (uh-uh)
When she meet me, she knock on door 1-1-2
From the 4-0-4 to 2-1-2
You got peaches and cream, ma, where's my scoop? C'mon

Let me tell you what I wanna do (yeah)
Let me show you that I'm feelin' you
Wanna sex, wanna ride with you
Wanna taste, wanna put my lips all over you
Can't get enough of you
Always taken of you
So sweet, so very wet
So good, girl you make me sweat
Girl, I'm talkin' 'bout

Peaches and cream (oh)
I need it 'cause you know that I'm a fiend (that's right)
Gettin' freaky in my Bentley limousine
It's even better when it's with ice cream
Know what I mean
Peaches and cream
I need it 'cause you know that I'm a fiend
Gettin' freaky in my Bentley limousine
(Girl, you taste so good to me)
It's even better when it's with ice cream (oh, oh)
Know what I mean
Peaches and cream

say "Hush that noise, coon!"

say "Damn you, Jews!!!"

Head On! Apply directly to the forehead!
Head On! Apply directly to the forehead!
Head On! Apply directly to the forehead!

Head On! Apply directly to the forehead!
Head On! Apply directly to the forehead!
Head On! Apply directly to the forehead!

part 1 (male voice rap):
She said, "Some days, I feel like shit
Some days, I wanna quit and just be normal for a bit"
I don't understand why you have to always be gone
I get along, but the trips always feel so long
And I find myself tryin' to stay by the phone
'Cause your voice always helps me to not feel so alone
But I feel like an idiot working my day around a call
But when I pick up, I don't have much to say

So I want you to know it's a little fucked up
That I'm stuck here waiting, at times debating
Telling you that I've had it with you and your career
Me and the rest of the family here singing, "Where'd you go?"

part 2 (ethereal female voice, sung):

Where'd you go? I miss you so
Seems like it's been forever that you've been gone
Where'd you go? I miss you so
Seems like it's been forever that you've been gone
Please come back home

Yo, listen up, here's the story
About a little guy that lives in a blue world
And all day and all night and everything he sees is just blue
Like him, inside and outside
Blue his house with a blue little window
And a blue Corvette and everything is blue for him
And himself and everybody around
'Cause he ain't got nobody to listen (To listen, to listen, to listen)

I'm blue, da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di
I'm blue, da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di

I have a blue house with a blue window
Blue is the colour of all that I wear
Blue are the streets and all the trees are too
I have a girlfriend and she is so blue
Blue are the people here that walk around
Blue like my Corvette, it's in and outside
Blue are the words I say and what I think
Blue are the feelings that live inside me

ONLY post in this thread if you genuinely have a gay voice -
I don't need the same agp robots.

Ok, cmon - gimme your best fagcents.

sing all of the following:

Honey came in and she caught me red-handed
Creepin' with the girl next door
Picture this, we were both butt naked
Bangin' on the bathroom floor
How could I forget that I had
Given her an extra key?
All this time she was standin' there
She never took her eyes off me

But she caught me on the counter (It wasn't me)
Saw me bangin' on the sofa (It wasn't me)
I even had her in the shower (It wasn't me)
She even caught me on camera (Uh, it wasn't me)
She saw the marks on my shoulder (It wasn't me)
Heard the words that I told her (It wasn't me)
Heard the screams gettin' louder (It wasn't me)
She stayed until it was over

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for reference:
https://youtu.be/U48fb7Nx1A8

In a defiant tone please read the following - "Sloppy job, mossad!"

here's what to say: (but in a fake vietnamese accent):

ooh me so horny
oooh oooh me so horny
ooooh me so horny
me love you long time

Ok here's today's vocaroo challenge.

I want you to say "I love Jews!" but you repeat it 10 times - specifically the first time you say it you do the deepest male voice you can - and you use a slightly more feminine tone each time you repeat it until the last time you say it in the most feminine fagcented voice you possibly can. Feel free to repeat it more than 10 times to express your full vocal range!

I feel you in these walls
You're a cold air creepin' in
Chill me to my bones and skin
I heard you down the hall
But it's vacant when I'm lookin' in
Oh, who let you in?
You walk around like you own the place
But you never say anything
I caught you walkin' straight through my walls
Guess it was all my fault
I think I let you in

Never thought that I would feel like this
Such a mess when I'm in your presence
I've had enough, think you've been makin' me sick
Gotta get you out of my system, yeah
It's my house (My house)
And I think it's time to get out
It's my soul (It's my soul)
It isn't yours anymore
It's my house (My house)
I think it's time to get out
Yeah, I think it's time to get out

https://youtu.be/8aQz-aKvyQU?feature=shared

All you have to say is "Damn you, Jews!", but in the most exasperated, infuriated tone you can develop.

Damn it feels good to be a gangsta
A real gangsta-ass nigga plays his cards right
A real gangsta-ass nigga never runs his fucking mouth
Cause real gangsta-ass niggas don't start fights
And niggas always gotta high cap
Showing all his boys how he shot em
But real gangsta-ass niggas don't flex nuts
Cause real gangsta-ass niggas know they got em
And everything's cool in the mind of a gangsta
Cause gangsta-ass niggas think deep
Up three-sixty-five ayo 24/7
Cause real gangsta-ass niggas don't sleep
And all I gotta say to you
Wannabe, gonna be, cock sucking, pussy-eating pranksters
Is when the fire dies down what the fuck you gonna do
Damn it feels good to be a gangsta

A pill to feel stronger
a pill to feel glad
a pill to calm down when you´re going mad
a pill to loose weight
a pill to beef up
when you need to sleep
or want to stay up
A pill to dance longer
a pill to make love
a pill to stay focused
or all the above
a pill not to worry
a pill for the pain
all of these pills will help you maintain

A pill to dance longer
a pill to make love
a pill to feel focused
or all the above
some will feel dopey
some make you numb
some will feel speedy,
then you will have fun

A pill to forget
a pill to remember
some take more pills
from may to september
A pill not to worry
a pill for the pain
all of these pills
will help you maintain

Black dress with the tights underneath
I got the breath of a last cigarette on my teeth
And she's an actress (Actress), but she ain't got no need
She's got money from her parents in a trust fund back East
T-t-t-tongues always pressed to your cheeks
While my tongue is on the inside of some other girl's teeth
You tell your boyfriend (Boyfriend), if he says he's got beef
That I'm a vegetarian and I ain't fucking scared of him

She wants to touch me, woah-oh, she wants to love me, woah-oh
She'll never leave me, woah-oh, woah-oh, oh-oh
Don't trust a ho, never trust a ho
Won't trust a ho 'cause a ho won't trust me
She wants to touch me, woah-oh, she wants to love me, woah-oh
She'll never leave me, woah-oh, woah-oh, oh-oh
Don't trust a ho, never trust a ho
Won't trust a ho 'cause a ho won't trust me

just say "chinquapin"

Well, let me tell you of the story of a man named Charlie
On a tragic and fateful day
He put ten cents in his pocket, kissed his wife and family
Went to ride on the MTA

Well, did he ever return?
No, he never returned and his fate is still unlearned (poor chalie!)
He may ride forever 'neath the streets of Boston
And he's the man who never returned

Charlie handed in his dime at the Kendall Square station
And he changed for Jamaica Plain
When he got there the conductor told him, "One more nickel"
Charlie couldn't get off of that train!

But did he ever return?
No, he never returned and his fate is still unlearned (poor charlie!)
He may ride forever 'neath the streets of Boston
He's the man who never returned
post script

all the youtube versions I can find are in the wrong key, and not the way I learned it at camp, so if you know it, you know it

but um when you say "poor charlie" you kinda shout it

beast lines are read in the deep male voice
beauty lines are read in an ultra-feminine or faggy voice

Beast:
You came back.

Belle:
Of course I came back. I couldn't let them... oh, this is all my fault!

Belle:
If only I had gotten here sooner.

Beast:
Maybe... it's better... it's better this way.

Belle:
Don't talk like that! You'll be alright. We're together now; everything's going to be fine, you'll see.

Beast:
At least... at least I got to see you... one last time.

Belle:
No, No! Please--please--please don't leave me.

[Belle begins to sob]

Belle:
I love you!

Go to vocaroo and read the following ***two parts*** there, first this in an angry male voice:

That's so gay! Homo! Faggot! So you're a queer aren't you? Fag! Queer! Faggot!
What are you, a fag?

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Next part you read in a very sad, tragic female voice:

The next time you use words like these, think about what they really mean. There may not be a next time.

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Then at the end sob mercilessly for 10 seconds straight.