how will you enjoy your last few weeks on this site before you lose the ability to post forever?

>>511396018

> 2035
> The Keir Stalin government has cracked down on your rights even harder.
> Your wanking licence expired last week and due to the failing economy, your jobless arse can't afford to renew it.
> The pressure gets to you and you give yourself a little tug.
> BANG. The police just kicked your door in, unauthorised wanking has taken place.
> YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT.

> The Keir Stalin government has cracked down on your rights even harder.
> Your wanking licence expired last week and due to the failing economy, your jobless arse can't afford to renew it.
> The pressure gets to you and you give yourself a little tug.
> BANG. The police just kicked your door in, unauthorised wanking has taken place.
> YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENCE.