>tfw no older gf that treats me like a rebellious teen who cant do anything
>tfw no gf who condescendingly puts me down when i try my best and fail
>tfw no gf who tells me to quit trying to be anything other than her useless little pet
>tfw no gf who puts a damper on my career aspirations and says its cute that im just her barista
>tfw no gf who insists on buying everything for me to humiliate me saying that i should “hold onto that measly little paycheck”
>tfw no gf who wont let me buy new clothes without her approval
>tfw no gf who doesnt trust me to do most things by myself
I know people like this don’t exist because anyone they successful isn’t interested in dating a retard but god it would feel so good to be condescended to 24/7 and pretty much always treated like I don’t know any better fuuuuuuck