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>WHEN YOU RECEIVE YOUR DRAFT LETTER, YOU WILL POST IT ON YOUR REFRIGERATOR
>YOU WILL MARK DOWN YOU ARE REQUIRED TO REPORT TO THE PROCESSING STATION
>YOU WILL ARRIVE ON TIME
>YOU WILL NOT PISS YOUR PANTS OR SHIT YOURSELF
>YOU WILL NOT BRING YOUR MOMMY OR DADDY
>YOU WILL NOT BRING ANY FUNKO POPS, WIDGETS, OR DODADS
>WHAT YOU WILL BRING HOWEVER IS YOUR USELESS FUCKING BODY
>AND AFTER 6 MONTHS OF BASIC, WE WILL HAVE MADE A MAN OUT OF YOU SOLDIER