Just started watching this recently. I love the show, the magic is done well, the characters are fun, it's light hearted and enjoyable to watch, BUT

WHY IS LLOYD SO FUCKING STACKED BROS? This young lad is built like a dually pickup truck. He's thicker than quick-crete after a rainstorm. Man has double breasted hams on full display. Is his mana stored in the thighs? What the hell is going on here? This shit has got me postulating like a Greek philosopher. If this is what Nero had prancing around the villa, I think I understand him now.