>world has been ravaged by the crash of an alien sex demon ship and the invasion of zergs created by the sex demons
>the demons want to annihilate all life because this means less souls for the gods to feed on and the demonic souls will be immune from hell
>after a few thousand years a shaolin monk monastery where kids train their naruto powers to godlike levels is sent to kill his father because his father was psyonically spamming the monks' dreams with pop-up advertisements
>the monk is captured by a mongol warlord but uses advanced lgbtq mind trickery to make his son gay and kill his father
>the mongol son teams up with a whore and a cuck wizard to go kill the monk who is now Jesus
>turns out halfway through his journey Jesus got mind-controlled by [basically Loki] and Loki sent him to kill the sex demons
>he fails because one of his psychotic sons is a glitch in the matrix and invisible to his prescience
>the story ends with Satan being reborn and destroying the world