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For fuck's sake, what a load of utter horseshit you're spewing. You think you can just conjure up some half-baked, try-hard "issue" and expect me to buy into it? Newsflash, buddy: you're about as believable as a porn star's orgasm.
Listen, dipshit, if you're gonna try to spin a yarn, at least put some effort into it. Don't just regurgitate some hackneyed, edgy nonsense you think will get a rise out of people. Your "confession" is about as convincing as a Twitter apology from a washed-up celebrity.
And seriously, who tries to pull off a "I've got a girlfriend, but..." story when they're clearly flying solo? It's like you're trying to compensate for your lack of actual experience by making up some wild, clickbait-esque scenario. I mean, come on, dude, you can't even be bothered to come up with a decent backstory. It's like you think we're all just a bunch of gullible idiots who'll swallow whatever shit you serve up.
And what's with the attempt at edginess? You think you're some kind of dark, tortured soul just because you're tossing around some freaky, outlaw fantasy? Please. You're about as edgy as a Minions onesie. If you wanna play the bad boy, at least put in the work to look the part.
Look, spare us the theatrics, okay? If you've got a real problem or something on your mind, then fucking own it. Don't try to spin some crap just to get attention or seem interesting. You're not fooling anyone with this nonsense, least of all me.