She's going to have to rewatch Lost with me and then have sloppy sex on the couch afterwards.

Every person I've ever met who played Magic was a massive loser. I had this one coworker who lived with his parents at 35 and spent like his entire paycheck on Magic cards. I've met well adjusted anime fans, I've met well adjusted PC gamers, but I have never, ever met a Magic player who wasn't an incel loser.