I finally realized what i am.

I am a hedonist, an unsuccessful libertine. I despise the morality police, in this age where god is dead they come in two shapes, the blue haired cat lady, what is called woke, or social justice warrior, the type to get offended at a ham sandwich, the type who wants to control your speech and actions. And the other shape is the classic evangelical conservative who thinks all is the fault of satan, who also wants to control what you do and say.

I think its important to point out the hypocrisies of both these tribes and to live a life outside of their control