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>be me, 12
>look like every other nigger in western suburb > get hacked to death by banned machetes >Mother Jacinta thinking machete bins would stop niggers killing each other
>local lads rocking “restricted import” machetes like it’s call of duty dlc
>get turned into a fruit salad despite mother jacinta’s genius plan of “machete amnesty bins”
>thought it would be like turning in library books, but nah, just free advertising for sharper upgrades
>niggermum crying on tv saying “this tragedy could’ve been avoided if more bins were installed”
>jacinta gets on stage preaching “if only we had more bins”
>as if tyrone’s gonna walk past a bin and go “oh shit, better not cut a cunt today”
