>>520542752
Satan is just another jewish invention. Did you know in the book of Job, Satan shows up and basically talks shit to God right to his face? Read Job chapter 1. Satan shows up to Heaven (I guess the war never happened or if it did he got let back in after being cast out????) and basically talks shit about God right to his face.

And God sits there and just gives it right back like he's shooting the shit with a friend. Read the chapter!!

Summary:
Satan shows up to Heaven. God asks Satan "Hey where have you been lately?" Satan says "oh you know going to and fro in the earth, up and down in it, yadda yadda." God says "Cool cool, so have you seen my servant Job? Guy worships the FUCK out of me." Satan is like "Nah he's only simping for the money and benefits. Cut him off and he'll forget about you." God is like "You're on!! You can take all his stuff but don't kill him or his family...yet heheheh."

And basically God keeps letting satan do worse shit to Job until Job is reduced to a pus-covered subhuman scraping boils off his disgusting body and his wife telling him to curse god and die. Then God shows up in a big whirlwind and is like OOOOOGA BOOGA!!!!!!!! I MADE THE EARTH AND CREATED EVERYTHING!!!!! YOU CAN'T QUESTION ME!!!!!! APOLOGIZE!!!!!! and Job is like "Yes King please forgive me I am a bad boy I'm sorry for existing I am scum and trash let me be your paypiggy again!!!" And Yahweh is like "Ok ok but only because you asked so nicely."

>>520284786
>you cant enter jew land if you don't follow jew law according to jewish fanfiction
damn, sucks for me

>>519479502
Even better, he doesn't threaten you or extort you for your soul and servitude in the first place

>>516096164
>muh christcuckoldry

Point proven. they've invented nothing of value.