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>anon goes spelunking to find his own geology breeding sow gf or get rich trying
>finds an abandoned mine
>goes in expecting crystals and/or sexy JC's
>finds an undiscovered vein of uranium
>dies
>parents report his disappearance
>search and rescue crews find the cave where he was last seen
>they go in not knowing the uranium vein is in there
>multiple people die of intense radiation poisoning because anon wanted to titfuck nagi