How many single males under 30 will be getting up for work tomorrow at some ungodly hour, commuting packed in public transport with smelly weirdos and BAMEs having full volume voice chats in their babbly languages, drudge through an 8 hour day of doing nothing meaningful to achieve nothing for nobody (little more than makework), repeating the commute back home to their high-rent shithole HMO, scarfing down a tray of oven nuggets and going to be WITHOUT getting any pussy for the trouble?