>>938782294
>>938782456

I live in the Mumbai Gardens building on West 88th street. My name is Kermit. I'm 23 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine and getting my twin ass pounded at least every other week. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an cold soda can while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the soda can, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the Ganges, I use a water activated gel cleanser. Then a honey almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then apply a bovine seminal facial mask, which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with a shit ton alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a Kermit, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me. Only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh of my asshole gripping your shaft, and maybe you can let me slip it in comparably, in some weird Kamasutra position where I simply cum.