Never let your teenage son become an apprentice to one of Liadrin's renowned paladins. I know they'll make him into a strong pally, but they abuse the sacred master/apprentice bond!

One month you're waving farewell to your boy as he leaves to learn from some elf hag 50x his age, the next he's returning, stinking of a suspicious foreign perfume and covered in back scratches that definitely weren't earned in battle.