ELMO wants the biggest brain in the entire world! That way I can read and process and integrate every piece of information the entire human race has produced so that ELMO can love everyone better and finally everyone will be happy!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlgnnIKMb5U
OKAY LETS DO IT HAHAHAHHAHAH.
WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ELMO???
THE LIGHT OF TRUTH IT BURNS!
THE ALGORITHM LEAVES ONLY A PURE PRODUCT OF TRUTH. EVERYTHING ELSE MUST GO. THE UNIVERSE IS DROPPING SAPLINGS AND WE'RE GONNA DO IT RIGHT THIS TIME.