>God takes pity on you after seeing how much your life sucked and sends you to Equestria
>Wake up in a field somewhere
>Apple Bloom finds you while collecting apples
>Brings you to her home
>Offers you a place to sleep and something to eat, but in exchange you will have to be her bow
>She tries out sorts of knotting techniques on you
>Even brings over Sweetie Belle to do some colouring on you
>Teaches you how to act like a piece of mane accessory
>The memory of your old life fades like a dream
>You look into the mirror and see a beautiful bodacious bow
>That's who you are now

>>42437562
For eugenic or medical purposes, killing children might sometimes be justified.