>Troy drank a 5th of vodka, smothered his niece to death under the weight of his gut, shot his sister, and is now playing with their bodies
>BD peeled his roommate's face off and served it to a dead mouse in an omelette
>Babs licked his elderly mother's asshole and jerked off onto her back while she slept
>J-Tard's story is too dull and embarrassing to tell