What if we all just wore inflatable tube rings around our waists? They're cheap and easy to get and you can get them in FUWAMOCO colors. We could play it off as some kind of beach thing, deflate them when we need to put them away or something and nobody would know what they are for.

Except Fuwawa who is /here/ and she'd be torn between remarking on it afterwards or pretending she didn't know what the joke was, but in reality, it's a Wape buffer zone.