>>725522871
I saw all teh memes and knew I had to play.
This was before I was regularly browsing the 'chon and back then I only came to /b/, so I was shielded from /v/ propaganda.
a few days after it released I was a junior in high school playing it in my room.
I remember just messing around jumping from iceberg to iceberg when my girlfriend came into my room (My mom knew i didnt like visitors to my inner sanctum so i dont know why she let her in) gf says "lets drive around and hang out"~. I was kinda annoyed because i didnt know what she wanted to do and i was busy testing my skills. I went anyway and turns out she wanted to get down but i couldnt get hard so we drove back home and i went back to laughing at the cinematic greatsword kills.