>>516076699
I like my brains inside my skull

I do have a conspiratorial sequence of events, for entertainment purposes only.
>Kirk always follows his audience, with a vocal zoomer movement of intense criticism against Israel
>Kirk schedules appearance
>Kash Patel fires Utah FBI office leadership
>Groyper cat boy delivers black pill, known affiliation with government military programs including animal testing
>Stephen Crowder spreads leaked false info, cited by ATF
>Ben Shapiro inherits TPUSA literally in the name of Zionism
>Stephen Crowder rebrands his show as #1
>Not only are everyones problems solved but actually directly benefit

Pretty clean. A little too clean.