SPOILER ALERT

Aliens built the pyramids, the "Holy God Tablets" are quantum computing processors that the aliens gifted to humanity, there was a civil war, Moses stole the alien artifacts and ran away from Egypt with the tablets to found Israel, the tablets together form the dimensions of a cube within the arc, the tablets original descriptions are blue crystal
(Bringing the Tablets down off the holy mountain is the great pyramid the aliens built)

The aliens have never found any trace of a "god" or a soul or a creator or an after life or a heaven or hell or any of it.
Jesus is a myth, most of our religious beliefs are alien cargo cult tablet slop, and the tablet is just a quantum computer

The aliens are running scared as fuck from the only proof of a force in the universe
entropy
a huge fucking black hole called "The Great Attractor" is swallowing billions of galaxies whole, so many worlds full of life just blown out like a candle
and they are just running scared as fuck

*Be North African*
*Egyptians enslave your family*
*Prophecy slave is gonna kill the Pharaoh*
*Kills all kids*
*Moms hides you*
*You live*

*Become General*
*Shits bad yo*
*Jews are not slaves, but your people sure as fuck are*
*Creator decides to shove frogs up Pharaohs ass and offer redemption*
*Pharaoh nerd rages, says fuck you Creator for cursing me so*

*Creator asks that you remove the quantum tablets from the Pyramid mountain...*
*Climbs Pyramid Steps*
*Yoinks Tablets*
*Civil War*
*Win*

*Many Egyptians, Jews and African slaves leave, united together...somewhat....bound to the tablets of creation to found a new nation with the quantum tablets*
*Founds new nation*

*Takes tablets to Africa for protection after shit gets bad, once again, because Moses was African*
*Tablets of the Creator are in Africa right now*

When, if ever, would we be ready for such a thing, when we cannot even agree on land distribution, wealth, food, clean water.......children's medicine.....

How then, I will ask you great and mighty, powerful world leaders, should we divide up the tablet of the Creator?

Which one of you righteous cunts would step up and "claim" it for your own?
Be glad it is not me, because I would send it away, I find all of yall undeserving.
Not one, not one leader do I see worthy.
Not a singular one of you are worthy.

And if you are?
Prove it.

Show that you can face your own judgement, against your own soul in the mirror, before you would dare to willingly, openly present it for judgement.

NO?!?!?
That's what I fucking thought
No...go back to your fucking share rallies
Go back to your drone delivered explosives payloads
Go back to your slider bar of just exactly precisely how much can you squeeze and take from another humans labor, and yet still manage to force them to remain in your employ

IT IS ALL I SMELL ON YOUR BREATH YOU FUCKING FAKES
Unworthy
Not a one of the leaders
Not a singular fucking one on the entire planet is worthy
Not one