He was only kissing the statue to get bird poop off it with his mouth, like a precious butterfly looking for minerals

He just wanted to ride the go karts and got over excited, he didn't know it was a crime in South Korea to be excited

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I heard that corny curlt up in2 a ball and crid to death when he heard about all the trouble Johnny Somali is in, for no reason

They should arrest the discord people for tricking Johnny into making deep fakes, how was he supposed to know it's a crime?