Why the fuck do i keep getting fired for no good fucking reason

>first job fired me after 2.5 years cuz I got really sick for 2 weeks and only told them fiest couple of days assuming they knew I cant come in yet so they said I abandoned my job, they didnt make any effort to check in on me when I stopped telling them
>next job fired me beacuee I miss3d an email from 3 months ago telling me to find an alternative to vision, a bullshit free software for making black diagrams that we used only once for a bullshit project
>3rd job litterally didnt give me a reason, could have took legal action, rifht before I got fired my supervisor came up to me and said I was doing a great job out of nowhere, he left then hour later main boss came in and said I wasn't a good fit
>next 2 jobs got laid off but its whatever
>next job after that was a contract, my dog of 18 year started dying, spent the first week trying to save him and the 2nd week mourning, the whole time I asked them if its okay and choked in since I wasn't getting paid for those 2 weeks and I was ahead of schedule, 1st day I came back I checked and they said everything was fine, day after they called me in and called me unreliable


Now the boss at my new job just called me in and said that i appeared to be scattered around and he was concerned about me doing my projects. U know why? Beacuse in our last meeting I said maybe ill go for my masters and will play it by hand and haven't even decided what school i should go to. I said that to assure him that this job was a priority. He's 100 percent setting me up to get fired. Idk how to even avoid making the same mistake again, not appear indecisive about my personal choices? At least im getting a warning this time, all the other times there wasn't a semblance of a warning...


Being a career cuck has totally buckbroken me. U know what all these mother fuckers have in common? They all have MBAs, wtf do they teach them there? Im an engineer..