>>518746500
>Has anyone actually been made a sex offender for peeing in public?

Yeah, damned prude judge. Its like having to wash their faces off was some huge ordeal for those 5th graders. I offered to buy them new clothes, what the fuck else did that bitch want?

>>508825169
>Help me /pol/, I met this cute girl but she is covered in tattoos

Belt sander? Cheese grater maybe?