First off, heres a shitty greentext summary by chatgpt
>be Laser anon
> Aug 2023
> suddenly hit with criminal charges in Alaska
> "I didn't do it" but they issue a warrant anyway
> arrested, bail set, now fighting for my life
> lawyer is black, judge is a woman
> mfw bro is actually solid
> file alibi defense “I wasn’t even there”
> they cancel the warrant but hit me with an indictment anyway
> welcome to Superior Court hell
> Sept 2023
> file for bail like 6 times
> submit all the paperwork
> propose Pioneer Peak as third-party custodian
> prosecution always like “nope”
> judge also: “nah”
> Nov 2023
> file emergency bail request
> partially unopposed, still denied
> at this point, jail is home
> Dec 2023 - Jan 2024
> state starts stacking experts against me
> bunch of CVs filed
> new misdemeanor added to charges too
> awesome
> Apr 2024
> time to go constitutional
> file motion to suppress ALL evidence
> claim arrest was illegal af, pure fruit of the poisonous tree
> also: “they didn’t Mirandize me right”
> court takes its sweet time
> summer 2024
> evidentiary hearings, witness lists, reply briefs
> finally Sept 3, 2024: court says
> “lol no” x2
> both motions denied
> defense: crushed but not giving up
> file more bail requests with even thicker envelopes
> again denied
> 2025 rolls in
> still in custody, still innocent
> prosecution starts swapping people
> June 2025, new prosecutor enters
> July 2025
> more Pioneer Peak proposals, sealed envelopes, confidential 3rd-party info
> still trying to get out
> still not happening
> August 2025
> last-ditch Motion for Reconsideration
> maybe court rethinks the previous L
> court reconsiders for 8 days
> denies it too
> it's been 2 years
> haven’t been convicted
> haven’t been granted bail
> still in custody
> still innocent
> still fighting
> trial? eventually...