I’m not American and no literally nothing about them I’m just judging them off their photos.

JD Vance looks like an autistic kid from a poor family growing up that ate cheap unhealthy food.
Then as an adult he looks like a MAGA voter. He genuinely looks like this kind of fat low IQ Christian hillbilly but nerdy and dorky as well. I also get closeted homosexual vibes from him which combined with the autism makes me get Troon vibes.

As a kid Gavin gives me high school Chad vibes. I feel like his dad was successful and his mom was hot. I think he got good grades, was popular, good at sports and had easy sex or girlfriends.
I think he was woke with part of his popularity stemming from being nice to everyone in a superficial way.

As an adult I get very strong Wall Street banker who snorts coke vibes. He looks like he was rich, richer than his presumably successful dad. He probably went to fancy parties had a fancy degree did drugs and had a model looking gf and or whores he was fucking. I think girls viewed him as hot successful and rich.
He was likely hanging out with various semi or outright fully elite people in liberal circles.

Eventually his biology told him to have kids so he has a bunch of kids with some good looking younger white woman and lived in the good house he bought.

Now old he looks like a guy who used to be hot (still is in a daddy way) and is rich and successful. I feel like he gives the vibes of dad who is a ceo or something.