https://youtu.be/VT6LFOIofRE?si=fN1oMYW4UGLXOZBw
WORSHIP THE LOUDMOUTH, LOSE THE ORIGINAL
CRY! CRY! WORSHIP KAMINA!
SUCK UP THE CRINGEFEST, LICK THE UNCRITICAL
CRY! CRY! WORSHIP KAMINA!

POWER TO THE DUDES, POWERLESS IN SCENES
SHRIVELING CREEPS STAMMERING, SOI IN THEIR JEANS
HE BE THE MOST INFLATED BRO-GOD IN ALL THE LAND
WATCH THE FANBOYS JUST EAT THAT SAND

HIDING IN THE BUSH TO WATCH HER KISS
"IT'S NOT MY CONCERN!" HE WHIMPERS THROUGH THE MIST
YA SHORT AND DEPRESSED, NO GIRL IMPRESSED
WORSHIP THE LOUDMOUTH, YOU KNOW THE REST

'CAUSE HE LOST HIS BALLS, JUST A BETA IN CHAINS
IF YOU WANNA STAY SAD, JUST PRAISE THROUGH PAIN
WOW! FANBOYS WANNA DEFEND THIS FRAUD
SORRY, MY ROAST GONNA MAKE ‘EM NOD, BRO

I’M SO SORRY FOR THE BLINDING TRUTH
WE GONNA, BURN DOWN YOUR SHOUNEN YOUTH
GET READY TO FACE IT, TIME TO DECLINE, UH HUH
IF YOU STILL STAN, THAT'S A SIGN

TOUGH LUCK, SIMONS!