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>breakfast is served promptly at 6am
Caturday breakfast is served all day on Caturday...I dunno what the hell this is about
>grab a covfefe
I'm not having covfefe before I go to bed...that's for later
>get cozy
I'm beyond comfy right now...that's rarely an issue
>open your blinds
it's dark outside...no need
>wait for the mushroom cloud
posting about mushrooms, I think I'm gonna have a delicious omelet from my favorite diner later for Caturday breakfast, but I'm gonna skip the mushrooms...gonna load up on the protein(bacon, sausage, ham)and then have some onions, green peppers, and cheddar for the cheese...add some crispy, golden hash browns and I'll be good to go
Still undecided if I'm gonna have more carbs via some pancakes, toast, or a pastry/danish...decisions, decisions